[Intro]
Em D C D Em D C B7
[Verse 1]
Em D C
Right now, he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
B7
and she’s probably getting frisky
Em D C
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she
B7
can’t shoot whiskey
Em D C B A
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo
B7
and he don’t know
[Chorus]
C Em C Em
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
C Em B7
carved my name into his leather seat
C Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
C Em
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
C B Em Em D C B7
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
[Verse 2]
Em D
Right now, she’s probably up singing some
C B7
white-trash version of Shania karaoke
Em D
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk”
C B7
and he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky,
Em D C B
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
A B7
Oh, and he don’t know
[Chorus]
C Em C Em
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
C Em B7
carved my name into his leather seat,
C Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
C Em
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
C B Em
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
[Bridge]
G D C
I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl,
A B7
‘Cause the next time that he cheats
Em D C D
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Em D C G D
Ohh… not on me
[Chorus]
C Em C Em
‘Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
C Em B7
carved my name into his leather seat,
C Em
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
C Em
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
C B A
And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.
C B7 Em D C B7
Oh, maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Em D C B7
Oh, before he cheats ohhh