Its Five Oclock Somewhere

[Verse 1]
    D                A                 D                A   D
The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow and so am I
D               A                Bm            A       D
Workday passes like molasses in wintertime but it's July
            G                    D
I'm getting paid by the hour and older by the minute
   A                   D
My boss just pushed me over the limit
            G
I'd like to call him something
  D                         A
I think I'll just call it a day
 
[Chorus]
D                 G
Pour me something tall and strong
          A                  D
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
     D              G              A
It's only half past 12 but I don't care
N.C.              D         G   A   D
It's five o'clock somewhere
 
[Verse 2]
      D                    A               D            A           D
Well, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon and half the night
  D               A                  Bm                   A           D
Tomorrow mornin' I know there'll be hell to pay, hey, but that's alright
      G                    D
Ain't had a day off now in over a year
     A                       D
My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here
       G                            D                        A
If the phone's for me you can tell 'em I've just sailed away
 
[Chorus]
    D                 G
And pour me something tall and strong
          A                D
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
     D              G              A
It's only half past 12 but I don't care
                  D
It's five o'clock somewhere
 
[Instrumental]
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[Bridge]
        Bm
I could pay off my tab
       G*
pour myself in a cab
       Em         A        D
and be back to work before 2
     Bm
At a moment like this
  G*
I can't help but wonder
Em                          A
   What would Jimmy Buffett do?
(Funny you should ask, Alan)
 
[Chorus]
        D                 G
I'd say pour me something tall and strong
          A                D
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
     D              G              A
It's only half past 12 but I don't care
 
D                 G
Pour me something tall and strong
          A                D
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
     D              G              A             A7
It's only half past 12 but I don't care, I don't care
N.C.              D         G   A   D
It's five o'clock somewhere
 
[Outro]
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